Get Off Your Ass

One way to help our economy is to put the homeless bums to work.

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Obama Haters!!!

Those who dislike Obama, focus too much on his negatives and ever exaggerate them. Some critics make it seem like he has bad intentions, but it's pretty damn obvious that he has good intentions.

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Obama = Big Bucks!!!

Obama has done real well in raising money. He has raised over $15o million in his campaign which is more than what Bush and Kerry had raised put together!!! Why? Well take a look at the theme for Obama's campaign: "Black man running for president." A campaign with this theme will always raise an insane amount of money.

This also shows how skilled Obama is. Either he's hood at raising money or he's hood at finding and hiring the best people to get the job done. A person who knows how to hire the best people and put together a powerful team with good intentions is a skilled man. This is the type of man I want to see in the White House.

I wish I could invest in Obama's campaign. I would have a guaranteed return on investment!

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The Republican Obama

They say Jindal is the republican version of Obama

Jindal is a cupcake compared to Obama. But Jindal has said something that I find very impressive.

Jindal - "We need to get behind our new president and our new Congress, support them, and stop being Democrats and Republicans. We need to work together to make sure our government is successful."
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Official: Hillary Clinton For SOS

But I have some questions.

Will this decision benefit the people of our country or is this a personal decision that will help Obama keep his positiion as president!!?

I don't know Hillary too well so what are her true intentions? What does she have in mind?
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The Rich Get A Taste Of Mumbai Attacks

In this world, the rich people are mostly separated from the chaos that has no mercy on the rest of the population.

But not in the Mumbai attacks!!!

It's kind of like taking a kid from the suburbs and dropping him off in the ghetto of The Bronx!!!.......Well, maybe the attacks in Mumbai are 100 times worser

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Recipe for Foreclosure And How To Prevent It from Happening

Recipe:

Ignorance - Lacking financial knowledge

Lack of self-discipline - Doesn't pay bills on time

Natural Causes - medical problems, natural disaster, variables you can't control.

But the good news is that there is help out there for you.



*Gail Cunningham teaches you how to avoid and get out of such situations.*

My Plan For Afghanistan

Take over the oil fields but at the same time help the innocent Afghan people.

....Or just let them die off

I beleive we shouldn't spend too much time HELPING the Afghans. I rather focus on building our own country.

Helping other countries takes away some energy that could be focused on our country.

Let's not become too selfless!!!

Al Qaeda

Al Qaeda is the exact opposite of the justice league!!!

Jealous Biden

Biden has a jealous look on his face because he's is not getting the attention that he wants in the cabinet.

Maybe it's because there is too many people in the cabinet which makes it hard to grab the spotlight!!!

Mission: Get Bin Laden!!!

Bin Laden is moving around avoiding being caught.

They say he is currently focusing on surviving instead of focusing on terrorist activities.

If I was him I would be scared shitless

Imagine having a powerful country like ours coming after you!!!

WHEN we catch him I reccommend that we bury his ass alive.........IN SHIT!!!

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Two Middle-Fingers For IBM

A company called IBM sued a former employee for working with Apple.

IBM is afraid that he will expose top secret plans that the company has.

But the stupid thing is that IBM is not directly in competition with Apple!!!

IBM has no right!

IBM should go and finger themselves!!!

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My President Is Black!!!

Finally!!!

But I heard some people say jokes like: "Obama is going to get assassinated" and some other similar jokes.

I did not find these jokes funny!!!

I'm worried to death.

I recommened that he is surrounded by bulletproof glass at all times because beleive it or not there are some racist white people after his ass.

7,000 Of Our Americans Lost Their Jobs

In 2009 American Express will make 10% of it's work-force jobless.

American Express Employees are shaking in their tight underwears.

"I hope HE loses his job instead of me!!!"

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Colin Powell 4 Obama

This will definitely give Obama a shit load of extra voters.

Just give up McCain!!! The "Niggaz" won this one.



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Benefiting From The Financial Crisis

Some guy named Paul Kedrosky says that some "tech players" will benefit from the financial crisis.

He also says that this financial crisis came about because of the lack of financial transparency.

Well.... I think many people don't read financial news at all. Also, sometimes it is hard to look at a financial news website and tell which story is more important than the other. It's too many articles bunched up in one spot.

We didn't know we were fucking up until the shit blew up in our face!!!

We need to watch CNBC and read Yahoo Finance so we can be more aware of the condition that our financial market is in.

McCain The Obama-Hater?

McCain calls Obama "that one,"

If I was an ignorant person I would say that McCain is a racist nigger hater.

But i'm a smart individual who doesn't assume that a white person is being racist when theu are being mean to a black person.

I would say that McCain is being a sore loser rather than a nigger-hater or Obam-hater.

The Fag Show

A group of fags get flashed during performance.

I call them fags because they are grown men acting like little boys.

They are gonna make alot of money on their tour. They would make alot more money if they target the GAY population in their promotion. Then they would get flashed by bottomless boys instead of topless girls.

Making Fun Of Palin

I geuss some liberals are making fun of Palin.

Out of evreyone in the campaign Palin deserves to get made fun of the most.

But can you blame her for running for vice president?

I think of it this way:

If Obama wanted me to run for Vice President (even though I have no experience in politics or foreign policy) I would get my black-ass out there and ACT like i'm QAULIFIED to be Vice President which is what Palin is doing Right Now!!?

But if you were a real HONEST PERSON you wouldnt take on a big position that you know you dont QAULIFY for.

What's your opinion? (Im always ready for an arguement)

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"most qualified"

Neither one of these dudes said anything that proves to me that either one of them is ready to be president.

McCain being a war prisoner doesnt mean shit.

Obama has no past experience he can brag about but if you look at it through my perspective you would say that it looks like we will be taken care of in the hands of Obama rather than McCain. But that's just what it seems like when I observe him!!

Maybe it's the 'Authority' in Obama's swagger that convinces me that the USA will be in good hands if he was put in the presidents chair!?

SAD: "300 people still missing since Ike hit Texas"

If another week goes past and they are still missing that means they are floating around somewhere dead!!!