Sunday, November 30, 2008

The Republican Obama

They say Jindal is the republican version of Obama

Jindal is a cupcake compared to Obama. But Jindal has said something that I find very impressive.

Jindal - "We need to get behind our new president and our new Congress, support them, and stop being Democrats and Republicans. We need to work together to make sure our government is successful."

Official: Hillary Clinton For SOS

But I have some questions.

Will this decision benefit the people of our country or is this a personal decision that will help Obama keep his positiion as president!!?

I don't know Hillary too well so what are her true intentions? What does she have in mind?

Saturday, November 29, 2008

The Rich Get A Taste Of Mumbai Attacks

In this world, the rich people are mostly separated from the chaos that has no mercy on the rest of the population.

But not in the Mumbai attacks!!!

It's kind of like taking a kid from the suburbs and dropping him off in the ghetto of The Bronx!!!.......Well, maybe the attacks in Mumbai are 100 times worser


Friday, November 28, 2008

Recipe for Foreclosure And How To Prevent It from Happening


Ignorance - Lacking financial knowledge

Lack of self-discipline - Doesn't pay bills on time

Natural Causes - medical problems, natural disaster, variables you can't control.

But the good news is that there is help out there for you.

*Gail Cunningham teaches you how to avoid and get out of such situations.*

Thursday, November 27, 2008

My Plan For Afghanistan

Take over the oil fields but at the same time help the innocent Afghan people.

....Or just let them die off

I beleive we shouldn't spend too much time HELPING the Afghans. I rather focus on building our own country.

Helping other countries takes away some energy that could be focused on our country.

Let's not become too selfless!!!

Al Qaeda

Al Qaeda is the exact opposite of the justice league!!!

Jealous Biden

Biden has a jealous look on his face because he's is not getting the attention that he wants in the cabinet.

Maybe it's because there is too many people in the cabinet which makes it hard to grab the spotlight!!!

Friday, November 14, 2008

Mission: Get Bin Laden!!!

Bin Laden is moving around avoiding being caught.

They say he is currently focusing on surviving instead of focusing on terrorist activities.

If I was him I would be scared shitless

Imagine having a powerful country like ours coming after you!!!

WHEN we catch him I reccommend that we bury his ass alive.........IN SHIT!!!


Saturday, November 8, 2008

Two Middle-Fingers For IBM

A company called IBM sued a former employee for working with Apple.

IBM is afraid that he will expose top secret plans that the company has.

But the stupid thing is that IBM is not directly in competition with Apple!!!

IBM has no right!

IBM should go and finger themselves!!!


Thursday, November 6, 2008

My President Is Black!!!


But I heard some people say jokes like: "Obama is going to get assassinated" and some other similar jokes.

I did not find these jokes funny!!!

I'm worried to death.

I recommened that he is surrounded by bulletproof glass at all times because beleive it or not there are some racist white people after his ass.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

7,000 Of Our Americans Lost Their Jobs

In 2009 American Express will make 10% of it's work-force jobless.

American Express Employees are shaking in their tight underwears.

"I hope HE loses his job instead of me!!!"


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